Let’s be real. You start the week like a health icon: greens, smoothies, and anything that tastes like pure sadness. Day 1 is all kale, cucumbers, and self-righteousness.

Then Day 2 rolls around, and suddenly the thought of another salad feels like punishment. You give it a chance anyway. By Day 3? You’re eating “healthy” pizza because hey, tomatoes are a fruit, right?

Somewhere around Thursday, you’re making excuses for carbs like it’s a law court: “Pasta has protein!” and “Pizza is technically just a big round vegetable!”

Healthy eating? It’s a journey. And like all journeys, you might just end up at the drive-thru.